| An example
of future math examination questions? Examination
Instructions:
1. Please write
all answers between the lines.
2. No part of
this answer book may be rolled and smoked.
3. No children
of students are allowed to participate.
4. Please leave
all firearms in the possession of parole officers.
5. Bribes will
be accepted at a minimum of R300.00
6. If this exam
does not match the one that you bought in advance notify the
examiner.
QUESTION 1
Elias has an
AK 47 with 2 magazines taped together, each holding 30 rounds.
If he misses 8
out of 10 shots, how many drive-by taxi shootings can he
attend before
having to reload?
QUESTION 2
Phineas has a
12-seater minibus, to avoid discomfort he never carries
more than 23 people. Assuming each passenger weighs 85kg, and piles
35kg of luggage
on the roof, he drives at 140 km/hr and that his brakes are
25% efficient,
what would his stopping distance be?
a) 300 m
b) 600 m
c) 10 m
d) Depends if
there is another passenger to pick up.
Seeing
you only need 35% to pass these days, two questions should do it!
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