this message around the office and make sure everyone takes part on Friday.
The Leaders of
the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and we are being
encouraged to demonstrate against them this Friday at 15:00 hours.
It is a well-known
fact that the Taliban are against alcohol consumption and think it is
sinful to look at a naked woman. Therefore, at 15:00 this Friday, all
women should run naked through the office while men chase them with a
beer in their hands.
This is the best
way to show our disgust for the Taliban and will hopefully help us in
detecting the terrorists among us (anybody who doesn''t do as proposed
will be deemed a terrorist, denounced to the world and shot).
are much appreciated in the name of a free, democratic world.
Doctor's Notes on hospital Charts.
MAKES YOU WONDER
WHERE ON EARTH SOME DOCTOR'S GOT THEIR MEDICAL DEGREES!
"She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states that she
was very hot in bed last night."
"Patient has chest pains if she lies on her left side for over a year."
"On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared."
"The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
"The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993."
"Discharge Status: Alive but without my permission."
"Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful."
"The patient has stubbornly refused an autopsy."
"The patient has no previous history of suicides."
"Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital."
"Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only
a 40 pound weight gain in 3 days."
"Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."
"She is completely numb from the toes down."
"While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home."
"The skin was moist and dry."
"Occasional, constant infrequent headaches."
"Patient was alert and unresponsive."
"Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid."
"She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until
she got a divorce."
"I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical theraphy."
"Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accomodation."
"Examination of genitalia confirms that he is circus sized."
"The lab test indicated abnormal lower function.."
"The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as
a stock broker instead."
"Skin: somewhat pale but present."
"The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor."
"Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit
on the abdomen and I agree."
"Large brown stool ambulating in the hall."
"Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
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