A black guy walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said: "Hallo Baas,............... I want to work"
The man behind the counter replied: "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter.
You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, wearing the uniform that will be provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and once a year, you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is R200,000.00 a year."
The darkie said: "Aesh, ..... you are tellin' me lies!".
The man behind the counter said "Well..... you started it!".