Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241."
"That is wonderful!," says Einstein. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next Einstein introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" To which the lady answers, "144."
"That is great!," responds Einstein. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Einstein goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51.........."
Einstein responds, "Hoe gaan dit?"

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SLIM VERTALINGS

G-string: Snakstringetjie / tergtoutjie / gatsnaar
Longdrop: Plonsput / dieptroon / plaaspardoems / doefpoef
Sales rep: Koopseblief / kommissiekabouter
Toi-toi: Vakbond-vastrap / williewerkie-wals
Tantrum: Spin-jou-driewiel / vloermoer / baba-boogie
Doggie Bag: Woefkardoes
Stapler: Draaddrukkertjie / papiervampier
Softie: Sponskind / Jellie Japie
Sweet sixteen: Druktyd / pompnie / jagseisoen
Appy: Moerjoggie / spykerkind
Backseat driver: Skouervlieg
Hang-over: Bewe-lewer
Halfjack: Polisiekoffie / bergieparfuum
Stew: Vleismoles
Make-up: Jeugdeeg / plooisement
Face-lift: Hysbakkies / glystopper / opstaanoperasie