Welcome to GPSA.

The Weekly update to life in post-apartheid South Africa.

  GPSA Disclaimer    

Weekly Joke
  3 February 2005

A South African Love Poem.............

Of Course I Love You Bokkie
I Only Smaak You Dik
You Cook And Clean And Iron My Shirts
And Look After Me Wen I'm Sick
So Yoor Bum Is Only Big Hey
But I Don't Mind A Bit Of Flab
It Means That When I'm Lekker Jags
There's Somethin There To Grab
So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More
I Tell You, I Don't Care
So Long As When I Druk You
I Can Get My Arms Round There
No Stukkie Who Is Your Age
Has Nice Round Perky Breasts
They Just Gave In To Gravity
But I Know You Did Yor Best
I'm Not Tuning Kak Now
I Never Tell You Lies
But I Think It's Lank Sexy
That You've Got Dimples On Your Thighs
I Swear On My Ouma's Grave Now
The Moment That We Met
I Said To All My Chinas
"Now That's A Lekker Slet"
So No Matter Wot You Look Like
I'll Always Love You Dear
Now Shut Up While The Rugby's On
And Fetch Me Another Beer!

Leave your mark and your comments -

View My Guestbook

Sign My Guestbook

Add to your Favorites

Search this site powered by FreeFind
Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License.