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Weekly Joke
  12 March 2005

Die koei is 'n wonderlike ding....of so iets

Die volgende is glo in 'n opstel kwytgeraak deur 'n leerling van 'n skool naby Vryheid.

"Die koei is 'n soogdier. Hy is ook 'n huisdier. 'n koei is orrals. 'n Koei het 'n baie fein reik - jy reik hom oor die jele plaas. Agteran die koei sitdie stert. An die een kant vannie stert sit die pint van die stert wat die kwas genoem word en an die anner kant sit die koei.

Die koei gebruik die kwas om die flieje van haar weg te hou anners val hulle innie melk. Voran die koei sit die kop. Daar groei die hoorings. Die kop hou ook die bek vas. Tissen die stert en die kop sit die koei. Die koei is oorgetrek met 'n beesvel.

Onderan die koei hang die melk. om die melk te kry maak jy die koei se bene vas. Die agterstes. Dan sit jy onner die koei entrek die toutjies. Dan kom die melk.

As die gras goed is, is die melk goed. As die gras sleg is, is die melk sleg. As die donner weer in die lug is, is die melk weg. As dit 'n ou koei is, is die melk suur.

Dit is baie goedkoop om 'n koei aan te hou want jy gee hom net een keer kos dan kou hy twee maal. Die man van die koei is die os. Dit lyk soos die koei maar daar hang net nie melk aan hom nie. Om os te sê is nie 'n vloekwoord nie.

Verder weet ek niks. Behalwe dat as 'n koei baie stip na jou kyk moet jy padgee want dan is dit 'n bul."

African Ambassador

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.
On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, "As your stay is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded. You spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."
This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun the cylinders, and then pulled the triggers.
Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief.
The African ambassador was very impressed with the courageous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year.
A year later, the African ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke, "Now it is time for you to sample our game, African roulette." So saying, he led the Russian into the
room where the only occupants were six beautiful, naked women.
The African ambassador said, "These women are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a blowj*b. Take your pick."
The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see the connection with Russian Roulette. He said, "Well, great, but where's the roulette part? Where's the danger?"
With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered, "One of them's a cannibal."





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