Politically Incorrect Commandments

God went to the Zulus and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
And the Zulus asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Xhosas and said, "I have Commandments."
And the xhosas wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

So He went to the Coloreds and said, "I have Commandments."
And the Coloreds wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."

He went to the Whites and said, "I have Commandments."
The Whites wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

He went to the Indians and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."

The Health Minister

The health minister Manto Msimang visiting a psychiatric ward. She asks the head of psychology "How do you determine if a patient is cured."

The psychologist explains. "We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub"

"I see," says the health minister, "the cured person would choose the cup because it's bigger, and would empty the tub faster".

"Actually no," replies the psychologist, "a normal person would simply pull the plug".