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|7 April 2005|
Politically Incorrect Commandments
God went to the Zulus and said, "I have Commandments for you
that will make your lives better."
The Health Minister
The health minister Manto Msimang visiting a psychiatric ward. She asks the head of psychology "How do you determine if a patient is cured."
The psychologist explains. "We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub"
"I see," says the health minister, "the cured person would choose the cup because it's bigger, and would empty the tub faster".
"Actually no," replies the psychologist, "a normal person would simply pull the plug".