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Weekly Joke
  14 July 2005

A friend of mine sent through this piece which I think is absolutely brilliant - sorry to those who don't understand Afrikaans :

Afrikaans op sy beste!!

Hy is so kort hy weet nie of dit keelseer of aambeie is nie.

Hy is so kort hy slaan tot sy onderbroek se pype om.

Hy is so skelm, hy bid onder n skuilnaam.

Ek gaan jou klap dat jy lus kry vir niks.

Ek sit nou so lekker ek staan sommer op en sit weer.

"Lang gesig soos 'n bok wat afdraand vreet."

"Drank los nie probleme op nie, maar so ook nie melk of water nie."

"Ek voel nou so goed, ek vul sommer die lottonommers verkeerd in."

"Ek is nou so lui ek trou sommer met 'n swanger vrou."

"Ondervinding is iets wat jy eers kry nadat jy dit nodig het."

"Almal kry die voorreg om onnosel te wees, net jammer party maak misbruik daarvan."

"My vrou is so lelik, as sy op die sand sit wil die katte haar toekrap."

"Arende vlieg dalk hoog, maar ons muishonde word nooit deur 'n vliegtuigmotor ingesuig nie."

"Die mens is op aarde geplaas om 'n sekere hoeveelheid werk te doen. Op die oomblik is ek so ver agter ek sal nooit dood gaan nie."

"Ons kannie almal helde wees nie, iemand moet langs die pad staan en hande klap."

"Ek glo dat as iets die moeite werd was om te doen, dan sou iemand anders dit lankal gedoen het."

"As jy lyk soos jou paspoort-foto, dan het jy 'n reis nodig."

(Thanks Jacques)

Quick one (last minute from Bill) -

Top ten reasons why a gun is better than a wife

10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9 You can keep a gun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.

8 If you admire a friend's gun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a back up.

6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

3 A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

1 You can buy a silencer for a gun.

(Thanks Sammy)





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