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  20 January 2005

Ma waar kom ek vandaan?"

Sy antwoord: "Liewe Jesus het jou gemaak en vir mamma en pappa gegee

Hy vra toe: "En waar kom mamma en pappa vandaan?" Sy antwoord: "Jesus het ons ook gemaak en vir ons mamma's en pappa's gegee. Hulle is jou ouma's en oupa's." "En Mamma, waar kom ouma en oupa vandaan?" vra hy.

Sy antwoord: "Liewe Jesus het hulle ook gemaak en hulle vir hulle mamma's en pappa's gegee."

Jannie staan so rukkie en dink.... "Jislaaik Ma, wil ma dan vir my sê niemand in die familie het die afgelope 200 jaar seks gehad nie - g'n wonder almal is so bedonderd ....


"Hey Sipho! I have a cow for you for just R500!" "E yoh, Bongani! I'll take it - you can bring it to me tomorrow!"

The next day: "Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night ." "Hauw.. So, ok then. Just give me my money back." "Sorry Sipho, I did already spent that money.." "Eish! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow."

So, Bongani brought the dead cow to Sipho the next morning. A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did with the dead cow: "You won't believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn't tell anyone the cow was dead.."

"Yoh! And the people they didn't complain?" "Eish! Only the guy which won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was happy!"

Sipho is now in parliament..

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