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Weekly Joke
23 March 2006

Haai no man!

Tux and Seema's grandson, Ricky, asked him wun day, "Ou-Topie, in dose days you's mos deerent hev cell phones, fexes, e-mail internet en what what ne? How did you en de old lady chune?"
Tux answers, " Ja jong, in dose days we use to chune via da duif."

Deurmekaar Ricky asks "How did you's do det Ou-Topie?"

Tux explains, "See now, I used to fasten a message to de duif's leg en let it fly to de old lady, eish, but wun day de duif deerent hev a message, so de old lady did cum skel skel to my joint. She chune me
"For what I did send her de duif wit no message?"
So I chuned her back, "I mos gave you a miss call."

whwahahahhaaa

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The Boer War (I believe this to be a true story ;_))

Edward Longshanks het met 4 000 troepe Suid-Afrika toe gekom om die Boere op te hel... By die slagveld gekom sien hy doer in die verte op 'n koppie staan 'n figuur met blonde hare, kortbroek aan met 'n kam in sy kous.

"Rooinek!" skree die Boer op die koppie. "Kom hier jou Ingelsman I will gives you one helluva gatskop!"

Edward draai om na sy bevelvoerder en sê: "Take 20 men and deal with that Boer upstart!"

Die bevelvoerder stuur 20 man om die Boer te gaan soek. Tien minute later staan die Boer weer op die koppie. "You! English donner! Stuur the rest of your Rooinekke. I will voeter them almal op!"

Edward raak nou ietwat geirriteerd en sê vir die bevelvoerder: "Take 100 men and kill that little guttersnipe!" Die bevelvoerder stuur 100 man oor die koppie.

'n Rukkie later staan die Boer so waar as wragtig weer op die randjie en skree: "Hey, you ... I is just warming up! Come try me !"
Toe verloor Edward kop en stuur 400 troepe om die Boer dood te maak. Tien minute later staan die Boer maar weer daar. Sy klere is geskeur en sy hare staan wild. Dis net snot, bloed en Castle.
Weer skree hy: "Is dat de best ye can do? You bloody vrot pommies! Come on, come and have a go julle souties! Kom klap me stukkend!"

Rooi in die gesig sê Edward vir die bevelvoerder: "Take the rest of the men and don't come back until you have killed him!"
Vyf minute later kom een van die troepe al gillende en vol bloed oor die randjie gestorm: "You majesty!" skree hy, "It's a trap! There's two of them!"

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Lastly this sign from Bloemfontein in the Free State :

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