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9 January 2008

A Brakpan girl  walks into the local dry cleaners.
She places a garment on the counter. "I'll  be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says.
"Come again?"  says the half deaf worker.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."


A  Brakpan girl was involved in a serious crash.
The paramedics arrive and drag  the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the road.
Medic:  "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Brakpan: "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Brakpan: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"


Brakpan girl goes to Home Affairs to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the assessor?
"Ten" replies the Brakpan girl,
"Ten?" says the Home  Affairs worker.
"What are their names?"
"Warren, Warren, Warren, Warren,  Warren, Warren, Warren, Warren, Warren and Warren"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Brakpan girl. "Its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to
shout Warren, YOUR SUPPER'S READY or Warren GO TO  BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Home Affairs worker.
"That's easy," says  the Brakpan girl... "I just use their surnames"


A Brakpan girl goes into a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.
The  man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take the  red one."
The man replies: "You can't, that's a fire extinguisher."

There is this good old barber in downtown Johannesburg, SA. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.

After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."

The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service "

The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A coloured software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."

The coloured software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there........

Can you guess?
Come on, think …………….

A dozen coloureds waiting for a haircut........


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36-jarige Paul du Toit, 'n geheime agent in die Weermag tydens die laaste jare van wit oorheerste Suid Afrika, glo hy het sy gewelddadige lewe agtergelaat.

Thanks Andrew (RIP)

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