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15 February 2008

At last a freely available Michael Naiker contribution. Note that this MP3 contains swearwords but then again, we include those these days when we talk about Eskom!

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A man took his wife to the Agricultural Show.  One of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. 

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
 
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.' 

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,  '
'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' 

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's nearly three times a week! You could learn a lot from him.' 

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, 'That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

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On a Nationwide flight to Johannesburg, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a farmer from the Free State stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.

One button at a time........
No one moves..................
He removes his shirt..............
Tanned Muscles ripple across his chest..........
She gasps...................
He whispers.................

"Iron this...then get me a beer."


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36-jarige Paul du Toit, 'n geheime agent in die Weermag tydens die laaste jare van wit oorheerste Suid Afrika, glo hy het sy gewelddadige lewe agtergelaat.

Thanks Glenn & Johan

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