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5 April 2008

Sipho broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he
picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on
and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, and then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
Sipho relaxed. "Eish, warn me huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" Sipho laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus." 

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The magistrate was scolding the accused: "This is the seventh time in three years that you are appearing in front of me! I don't want to see you in this court anymore, the next time I see you here I give you life sentence! For three years you have been committing the same offence and still coming to the same court!

Accused: "Nei your honour, stop releasing your frustration on me! Djy ka mos nie vir my blame as djy nie a promotion kan krie nie! I also don't want to see you in this court anymore, neks time I see you here I lodge the complain of incompetance. If you were competent, you would have effectively dealt with me and get yourself a promotion. Djy is dom, vir drie djaare in the same position and still struggling with the same person!"

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Okay! Here we have that New Romantic-turned-psycho, Adam Ant - to the tune of Prince Charming. And for those old people or 80s aficionados, you'll know the song AND it fits in perfectly with the original tune...
 
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Stay on as leader, showing me you're useless
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Stay on as leader, showing me you're useless

Mu-gabe
Mu-gabe
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Stay on as leader, showing me you're useless

Don't you ever, don't you ever 
Remain in power, everybody hates you
Don't you ever, don't you ever 
Remain in power, everybody hates you

Mu-gabe
Mu-gabe
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Stay on as leader, showing us you're useless

Everybody voted together
Respect the vote and the MDC around you
Everybody voted together
Respect the vote and the MDC around you

Mu-gabe
Mu-gabe
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Stay on as leader, showing me you're useless

Don't you ever, don't you ever
Remain in power, everybody hates you
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Remain in power, everybody hates you

Mu-gabe
Mu-gabe
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
Mu-gabe
Mu-gabe
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of

 

 


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36-jarige Paul du Toit, 'n geheime agent in die Weermag tydens die laaste jare van wit oorheerste Suid Afrika, glo hy het sy gewelddadige lewe agtergelaat.

Thanks Linda, Sammy & Matthew

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