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22 January 2010

Feedback on last weeks' picture, Frans suggested it be called BEE Spice... Not a bad idea.

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, ANC supporters, were standing there, so I asked her, " If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? " She replied, " I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people. " Her
parents smiled hugely.

" Wow...what a worthy goal. " I told her, " But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house for a morning and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you R100. Then I'll take you over to the supermarket where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the R100 to use toward food and a new house. "

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked: " Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the R100? "

I said, " Welcome to the DA! " Her parents still aren't speaking to me.


 Richard Branson (The Founder of Virgin Active) has offered to sponsor BAFANA BAFANA for $5 000 000,00 per game. The offer was refused by SAFA.

SAFA said they cannot wear "VIRGIN" on their t-shirts when they are getting raped (you know the right word) in every game!




Thanks PJ, Doris & Glen


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