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23 November 2010

Never question a drunk bergie...........I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected the following:

    A litre milk
    A carton eggs
    A carton orange juice
    A 250g pack of bacon
    A head of lettuce
    A  can of coffee
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk bergie standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the Cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk bergie calmly stated:
                          "JY'SS SHEKER SINGLE."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my elections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said:
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk bergie replied, "WANT JY'S KAK LELIK."


It's in Rietfontein Road, Primrose
(Germiston). It used to be a dodgy car dealer, now it's a "wash and braai". Have a braai while
someone washes your car... only in SA!



Thanks Nelly, Glen & Matt


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