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It must be pure hell to be a teacher in this diverse country -

TEACHER: Why are you late?
BONGANI: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
BONGANI: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: BONGANI, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BONGANI: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: BONGANI, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BONGANI: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
BONGANI: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
BONGANI: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
BONGANI: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: BONGANI, go to the map and find North America.
BONGANI: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: BONGANI!

TEACHER: BONGANI, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BONGANI: Me!

TEACHER: BONGANI, why do you always get so dirty?
BONGANI: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

BONGANI: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
BONGANI: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BONGANI: Don't bite any.

TEACHER: BONGANI, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BONGANI: I is...
TEACHER: No, BONGANI. Always say, "I am."
BONGANI: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BONGANI: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BONGANI: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

BONGANI: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?
BONGANI: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BONGANI: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?
BONGANI: Brotherly love?

TEACHER: Now, BONGANI, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BONGANI: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: BONGANI, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BONGANI: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BONGANI: A teacher