Warning: Not for sensitive visitors nor kids!!
It's that time of the year again, where the taxman is out to nail you -
SOUTH AFRICA REVENUE SERVICES
New Penis Tax For 2003
The only thing we have not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed; 30% of the time it is hard up; 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in a hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Effective January 1, 2003 penises will be taxed according to size.
The tax brackets are as follows:
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.
Issues still under consideration are as follows: