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Moerse T-Bone	Getting laid	SA Windows error	New Cape Signs

You ate what?	Directions	On the dot	Gift shop

It's not a Subaru	True?	SADF Matchbox	Honest


My business	Do they know?	Surely not..	SAPS protection

Too good	Huh?	Zambia	Sangoma magic

Makes sense	Damn..	Good advice	It jumped, now it's stuck


No UFO parking	Aim has to be good	Take a chance?	You don't say?

Not again..	Logic?	That tree that jumped?	Chicken milk - yeah!

It's this tree dammit	Los my diesel	Daa' het jy dit - verstaan?	In some towns they do?


Dog language	You've been warned	For pedestrians only	In a hurry ?

They hide everywhere	Nog honde taal	Luck has nothing to do with it.	Training spot

Pick you crime	Beware of what?	Story of my life	Hoe 'moers' is moers?


Lost?	Please understand!	'n Petrol plaas?	Plain English

Daar is 'n verskil..	ABS working?	That's what happened to my first life?	Chuck?

Chuck!!!	Girls & beds	Translation	Exactly!


Precisely!	No lies	Honestly!	Gimme or I will!

Really?	Grafitti	It's better now	Tell it like it is

Got the message	Training spot	..and you stopped?	Nothing but the truth


Especially the last..	Wors gee jou wat?	Phallic building?	Steaming out the oven!

Can believe that!	Sooo serrias!	Quick change of job	Pride, what a thing!

Preferred dead	How much?	I concur	eg Afrikaans


Klippe groei nie..	Dis 'n draad poepol!	Kruger National Park?	You bring the oxen

Rubber lippe?	Gaan dit in my kar pas?	Justifying the means	Verloor of nie..

Sell-out!	SA Politics	Nothing but the truth	Jawellnofine


The quick & the Dead	So true	My ma?	Gambling is better

National passtime	That's what it is!	Uncle Bob	Only when we loose