Two men walk into a pet shop. Right away they go
over to the bird section.
Ace says to Mahlala, "Dat is dem." The clerk comes over and
asks if he can
help them. "Yebo, we take four of dose beds in dat cage lapa side,"
Ace. "Put beds in a pepper beg pleez!!"
The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.
They get into Ace's van and drive until they are high up on a hill
at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Diseez a good place,
says Ace. He then takes the birds out of the paper bag, places 2 on
his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Mahlala watches as his comrade drops off the edge and goes straight
for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.
As Mahlala looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head And
"Haibo, dis budgie jumpin', she is too denjerus to me."
A minute later, Philemon arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and
walks up carrying the familiar paper bag. He pulls a parrot out of the
and then Mahlala notices that, in his other hand,Philemon is carrying
"Heita, meh brah Mahlala. Check dis!," Philemon says and
over the edge of the cliff. Mahlala watches as half way down, Philemon
takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off.
Philemon continues to plummet until there is a SPLAT, as he joins Ace's
remains at the bottom.
Mahlala shakes his head and says, "Eish baba, me she is never
A few minutes after Philemon splats himself Shakes strolls up.
He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the usual pepper
beg'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches
himself off the cliff with the usual result.
Once more Mahlala shakes his head -
"Hauw!!, Shakes, fest der was Ace wit his budgie-jumping, den
Philemon parrotshooting and now you hen-gliding!"