A Nigerian, a Mozambican and a South African are sitting in a South African pub having a pint of beer.
The Nigerian grabs his beer, downs it, throws his glass into the air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air. He grins at the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and shouts: "In Nigeria we have so many glasses we never drink out of the same glass twice."
The Mozambican then downs his
beer, throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots
the glass, puts the gun back on the bar and says: "Heela, in Mozambique
we have so much sand which makes glass
The South African finishes his beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the Nigerian and Mozambican and says to the barman: "In South Africa we have so many Nigerians and Mozambicans that we never have to drink with the same ones twice."
A man had two suite tickets
for the World Cup Final. As he sat down another man came down and he asked
if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. He replied "No, the
seat is empty."
Sounds like a South African rugby fan to me...