| Just the other
day a I got fined R 1,000 by the TV licence inspector for not having a
TV license. Then I heard about this other guy
who got out on bail for R 500 after being arrested for murder!
Moral of the story:
If you do not have a TV licence, and the inspector comes round, KILL him!
You can save R 500!
(Thanks
Lara)
An African
dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for
each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks
out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers
that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the African hell and finds that there is a long line
of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the African
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there
so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former
goverment servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to
the canteen..."
(Thanks Suyan)
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