NELSON MANDELA VIRUS
Stays locked away in some unused region of your pc for 27 years and then
takes it over completely.
WINNIE MANDELA VIRUS
Extinguishes all data like a stompie.
Separates PowerPoint slides based on colour. The nice thing about this
virus is that anything that goes wrong with your computer can be blamed
on this virus.
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION VIRUS
A second rate virus that takes the place of a really good programme that
was on your PC. In some cases the really good programme still hangs around
and does all the work but the virus takes the credit.
MINI BUS TAXI VIRUS
Crashes through your PC with very little regard for the rules of the internet
highway. Stops data traffic for no reason. Causes other data to explode.
Doesn't have a software licence.
Stops your PC in the middle of crucial production runs. Also causes your
PC speakers to toi-toi at regular intervals, and isa lways demanding more
MATRIC PAPER VIRUS
This virus is a stolen version of the realt hing. Makes your PC worth
less than the plastic its made of.
THIRD WORLD VIRUS
Keeps turning your clock back by 20 years. Slows down the fastest PC to
the speed of the operator and has to be manually supervised to check for
Takes illegal residence of your PC and then starts stealing components,
difficult to remove, claims to have more right to your PC than installed
programmes, because its forefathers were there first.
EDUCATION POLICY VIRUS
Tries to drag all PCs down to the level of the slowest machine with the
Is obsessed with killing your motherboard fatherboard and any other board
that it finds.
Also similar to the Microsoft Virus, Promises you the earth but fails
to deliver or delivers software with more bugs than the original.