Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were all having lunch together.
Hercules said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?" Snow White agreed. "I'm told I'm the fairest of them all, but sometimes wonder." Quasimodo said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the ugliest human alive but I've never had it confirmed."

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to pray about it that night and ask God to confirm for them whether Hercules was the strongest, Snow White was the fairest and Quasimodo was the ugliest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Hercules walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. God told me that I am the strongest man in the world." Snow White perked up and said, "And I now know for sure that I' the fairest for God confirmed it."
But Quasimodo lifted his sad face and said, "Who is ... Nkosazana Zuma?"

(Thanks Vivienne)