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The Weekly update to life in post-apartheid South Africa.
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Last update December 2015
Multimedia Jokes (May 2006)
Mugabe Jokes (updated September 2008)
Sport jokes (April 2005)
Afrikaanse grappe. (May 2006)
Madam & Eve (Updated January 2015)
Politically incorrect (December 2003)
Zuma Jokes(May 2009)
|Malema Jokes (updated November 2010)||Rugby World Cup 2007 Jokes (1 Nov 2007)|
|Mugabe jokes (February 2015)||S.A. Signs (December 2008)|
Visiting South Africa - expect this at customs.
America's war 1 - An SA perspective.
|Could it be Heaven?||
America's war 2 - An SA perspective.
McDonalds in Africa.
Hanging on 'till payday - clever advertising.
Hijacker wants fuel.
Flying Squad - the new vehicle?
We live in Heaven.
SA taxi's, spares shop.
|Unique product from Kwa-Zulu Natal. (PG)|
Transportation in Africa!
SABC's new TV test pattern. (PG)
Department of Home Affairs - Generic Form.
|What is BIG in S.A.?|
|Welcome to Africa - Actual news excerpts||Fokoljob - Beggars can't be liars!||Cape road signs.|
|Another Hansie joke.||Burglar caught himself!||Signs (only) in Africa|
|Bakkie on bakkie.||New Taxi in Cape Town.||Buying education.|
|Hospital charts - always had doubts about government hospitals!||Getting used to buying plastic shopping bags.||Examination Questions|
|Women and the South African Barbi (Braai)||Lingo the South African way.||Piet van Potch (tackling a ref).|
|You know you're in South Africa when..||Bigmouth American.||SA Sentence Construction|
|South African culture, honesty & confused identity.||Hau, Afrikaans she's better.||Cape Town graffiti?|
|You want to know what about S.A.?||Angoni, the Chief Herbalist.||The Taliban and Doctors.|
|You know you live in Jo'burg when...||Togetherness Part 1||Genie in Soweto & Femina extracts.|
|Who can you believe?||Togetherness Part 2||The promised land.|
|The New Republic of South Africa Examinations||Local T-Shirts (PG)||Clever Bongani & the teacher.|
|Can you fit all these people in a taxi?||Formula 1 - South African team.||Parliament's official language.|
|Definition of politics - and what it means.||Recipe for a blerrie mooi braai!||Which way to die?|
|Released crime figures better?||The 'bird' sports..||Parody on Durban "gold".|
|Who's having a beer?||Spelling & the new government symbol.||South African 911|
|Typical Afrikaner joke.||Who is...||2004 Olympics in Cape Town?|
|South African viruses.||Drinking beer & Rugby World Cup.|
|The creation...||After death - which Hell?||Election promises.|
|Windows 99 (for South Africa)||The NEW National Anthem||Crime in airports study and Afrikaans names.|
|Boksburg Thesaurus - Computer technology||Only in Cape Town - lingo unique to S.A.||Showing the hijackers how..|
|Even the ministry get burgled!||It's great to be Souf African!||Traffic police stupidity.|
|The Chihuahua and the leopard.||Bloem boys in the big city.||Mbeki - where does AIDS fit in?|
|Apt sponsor for a South African taxi.||Do you still remember when..?||Cape Town style - Marilyn Monroe.|
|True taxi story. (PG)||Curry, the Durban way.||Communication discoveries|
|Spot the difference.||Police brutality.||The ghost car|
|Wrong ad?||The Hijackers Union.|
|SA sport through the ages.||Soccer administration in South Africa.||Sannie's bakkie.|
|Mozambique - Lion warning.||Crime pays with the right "buddies"?||Smiling Sipho|
|The SA Gover"munt"||A South African love poem (rough)|
|Maybe it fits better up there?||Beerglasses and cats||Home Affairs - is that you?|
|Taking the "mickey" out of Afrikaans||African roulette||Blue Bulls fan in Durban.|
|Sipho||The Ventersdorp IT Dictionary.||Politically Incorrect Commandments|
|Sweet revenge||Die woord poeselig||Taxi wars|
|Indian or Black?||Signs for criminals (courtesy of our government)||BEE at home.|
|And you thought 10111 will make the cops come?||Funny truths of life.||Terrorists in S. Africa.|
|Photi's letter.||Duties of a wife.||The origin of the word "Aish".|
|What if other companies made condoms?||Farmers transport in 2014 and traffic police mentality.||Fred without the surname.|
|Whites rule!||Zimbabwe & confusion over new names in S.A.||Adam & Eve, a South African story.|
|Afrikaanse sÍ-goed, guns and women & Fat Cat Zuma.||Feel like this about banks?||
Potholes - SA style.
|Sangoma sicknote||"Big" sale in Cape Town.||Watse kar ry jy? (Deel 1)|
|Strange names.||Revised National Anthem.||Watse kar ry jy? (Deel 2)|
|Wat is 'n pa - uit die mond van die suigeling.||Kaapse grap and the crocodile school story.||Watse kar ry jy? (Deel 3)|
|Nogga Capey joke & Naas' dogs.||The stitcher and fitter. Mugabe and the Witchdoctor.||TV Pronunciation & Running Bear Moodley|
|How good are your brakes?||Is sex work? Wally's week comic strip.||Air Zimbabwe & Nando's.|
|See no evil. Take your chance.||Signs in South Africa.||What's "clearasil" supposed to do anyway!|
|Driving rules for Gauteng.||Sprokies in skole & the blacks changing culture.||Municipal workers & Immigrants.|
|Before cellphones and Die Boere oorlog.||Togetherness the taxi driver, in London.||NataniŽl en die spinnekop. Affirmative job seeker.|
|Capey joke & school sicknotes.||Chuck-alaka & the Zuma song.||Affirmative action job application.|
|Jou sterre. PG||Class & Klaas. The elephant story.||Our own Steve Hofmeyr.|
|Vrot eiers, Engelse vertaling & Jabu.||What the cover should say about Zim!||"Dog baaits" and "don't stop" signs.|
|If bands had Afrikaans names.||An Afrikaner & Englishman talk about SA.||Health Minister & Knorrox?|
|Fakatuur en die hond.||Introduction to South Africa - words we use.||A guide to TV pronunciation.|
|Tomb Raider - Boksburg style.||Driving by yourself? Get some company.||Funny signs.|
|South African comic strips.||ANC on cannibalism & a Hummer for the SAP?||Negotiating with a robber & new armed response.|
|South African Monopoly.||Baptism & new hotel.||BBB (BEE?) and the GREAT Black.|
|Boere IT Dictionary & Boeremag.||Boksburg 2-Pac & BMW license plate.||What your alcohol preference say about you!|
|Another Proudly South African list..||No dumping sign & Application form.||Afrikaanse grappe.|
|Eishkom & 2010 tourist package.||Revenge on the Aussies & Capey joke.||Pampoen, FNB & Gautrain.|
|2010 Job Titles||Moerse special and Jobless man.||Sharks & more sharks.|
|Roadside repairs? - Anyone?||Cricket World Cup aftermath.||SARFU, medication, baboon & Absa.|
|Municipality complaint & Teazers?||Super 14, SA Cellphone & winter is here.||Misverstand, Papsak & Weedbrix.|
|Internal affairs & SARS making it easy.||Soccer interviews, Brakpan family & Ozzie Playboy.||Zulu and some more brandname rip-offs.|
|Souf Efrikun iengliesh & 2007 in review (already).||2010 Clip & the cow story.||Children, the Plumber & Weed.|
|KraanvoŽl & Donkey attack.||Miertjie moerig & driving in first gear.||Why coloureds can't be terrorists & video "Kameeltoon".|
|Signs in South Africa 1||Signs in South Africa 2||Signs in South Africa 3|
|Afrikaanse grappe.||Health Minister, the baboon & a frog smile.||Red red wine|
|Why did the chicken? New Zim note.||Neelsie. The Chainsaw.||Pothole (Luanda), farm inspection & Afrikaanse Taalgebruik.|
|Kort Afrikaanse grappe. Rainbow Nation||Men love women in leather & potjiekos.||Die maande in 'n jaar (2007).|
|Fuel, hell and bring & braai.||Brakpan girl and the Barber.||Eskom announcement & crime on 2010|
|The jokes Eskom hate.||Eskom astrology & Koeberg maintenance||Crime guide, Sipho & Letter of demand.|
|The bull & a real man.||More Eskom jokes.||Dentist, productivity and direct translation.|
|Soek Werk & why pubs are the safest place in SA.||Are we ready? Theft-proof your Golf.||Rottweiler named "Jesus", gamat in court & Mugabe lyric.|
|Some SA T-Shirts.||Pick-up lines, cake & billboard.||S.A. Musiekhelde|
|Pryse, Dwergies & Taxi catch.||Streetsigns & Vodacom job application.||Xenophobia, electricity & Zim Royal Flush.|
|Philemon, overload & bushveld carwash.||Digital editing, Zim crisis, Gatiep jokes.||Typical South African pictures|
|South African taxi stories (PG)||Interpretation and the tri-nation Springboks.||Mostly Afrikaans jokes.|
|Gatiep, Mugabe, Zuma & Mandela||Luke (puke?) Watson||Malema movie, anti-hijack, Durban beach and no Zim Dollars|
|Hospitaal verslae & the new SA language.||Christmas greetings, Mugabe and being a Catholic.||Afrikaanse definisies, black Monopoly & phone call|
|Siphos cow, the Pope and green power.||Local rugby rules||A Zulu Valentine & drinkers advice.|
|Africa - into the wild.||Mazda tough, election poster & Obama (?)||Fidel Castro finished varsity before he was born?|
|Boer Piet se ongeluk & government T-Shirt.||Jannie & Jufflou. Government job.||Nandos advert and government jobs (sooo nice)|
|Einstein & new diving goggles.||Adverts from 1978 - believe it or not...||Boksburg chainsaw, doing nothing & braaipak.|
|Rugby according to "Helium" de Villiers & some more signs.||Family outing, Police report & money for Mugabe||We drink & the East Rand|
|Who broke down the walls of Jericho & Gumtree ad...||"Asol" & Castle||Malema, trust & ID Book name.|
|Bakkie (new SA), SABC & alcohol signs.||New South African braaipacks "en gebedjie".||Steve & Chuck. Fake camera trap.|
|Joost & Amore. DA Youth & ANCYL Comparison.||Voorkom haai aanvalle, what the flag colours mean.||Helmets, mad (African style) & do it now!|
|BMW & sjabeen in a trunk.||Logic, Bafana Bafana & 'advies'.||Tribal differences & short S.A. jokes.|
|Zuma and his "libido"....||Zuma "does" the UK||Houdkop, Ras & liabilities.|
|Gummy bears, Zim notes & traditional healer sicknote.||Wrong continent, not a Boer & Blue Bulls girls?||Blue Bull dedication?|
|Gatiep, instructions & cricket.||Supermarket, bluetooth & carwash in Germiston.||Rugby & soccer t-shirts that says it all.|
|Border patrol & new Zim banknote.||Twitter shutdown, chicken strips, Google map & make-up tricks.||Signs and more signs.|
|New Absa bond now available.||Bryce Lawrence - the new champion for throwing games||Revised ant & grasshopper story.|
|Making paper, the bull can't read & drunk "bergie"||GPS required, Einstein & Windows error message.||The Afrikaner & Ozzie on a train. Haircut African style.|
|Transportation in Africa.||Tired cop, government survival kit & insurance report.||Madam and Eve Book Club|
|Spelling, Polokwane apology and Spinnekop.||Jan van Riebeeck||The causes of loadshedding|
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