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Malema Jokes (updated November 2010) |
Rugby
World Cup 2007 Jokes
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S.A.
Signs (December 2008) |
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Could
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Unique
product from Kwa-Zulu
Natal. (PG) |
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SABC's
new TV
test pattern. (PG) |
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What
is BIG in S.A.? |
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| Welcome
to Africa - Actual news excerpts |
Fokoljob
- Beggars can't be liars! |
Cape
road signs. |
| Another
Hansie joke. |
Burglar
caught himself! |
Signs
(only) in Africa |
| Bakkie
on bakkie. |
New
Taxi in Cape
Town. |
Buying
education. |
| Hospital
charts - always had doubts about government hospitals! |
Getting
used to buying
plastic shopping bags. |
Examination
Questions |
| Women
and the South African Barbi
(Braai) |
Lingo
the South
African way. |
Piet
van Potch (tackling a ref). |
| You
know you're in South
Africa when.. |
Bigmouth
American. |
SA
Sentence Construction |
| South
African culture, honesty & confused identity. |
Hau,
Afrikaans she's better. |
Cape
Town graffiti? |
| You
want to know what about S.A.? |
Angoni,
the Chief Herbalist. |
The
Taliban and Doctors. |
| You
know you live in Jo'burg when... |
Togetherness
Part
1 |
Genie
in Soweto & Femina extracts. |
| Who
can you believe? |
Togetherness
Part
2 |
The
promised land. |
| The
New Republic of South Africa Examinations |
Local
T-Shirts (PG) |
Clever
Bongani & the teacher. |
| Can
you fit all these
people in a taxi? |
Formula
1 - South African team. |
Parliament's official
language. |
| Definition
of politics - and what it means. |
Recipe
for a
blerrie mooi braai! |
Which
way to die? |
| Released
crime
figures better? |
The
'bird' sports.. |
Parody
on Durban "gold". |
| Who's
having
a beer? |
Spelling
& the new government symbol. |
South
African 911 |
| Typical
Afrikaner
joke. |
Who
is... |
2004
Olympics in
Cape Town? |
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South
African viruses. |
Drinking
beer & Rugby World Cup. |
| The
creation... |
After
death - which
Hell? |
Election
promises. |
| Windows
99 (for South Africa) |
The
NEW
National Anthem |
Crime
in airports
study and Afrikaans names. |
| Boksburg
Thesaurus - Computer technology |
Only
in Cape Town - lingo unique to S.A. |
Showing
the hijackers how.. |
| Even
the ministry get
burgled! |
It's
great to be Souf African! |
Traffic
police stupidity. |
| The
Chihuahua
and the leopard. |
Bloem
boys in the big city. |
Mbeki
- where does AIDS fit in? |
| Apt
sponsor
for a South African taxi. |
Do
you still remember
when..? |
Cape
Town style - Marilyn Monroe. |
| True
taxi story. (PG) |
Curry,
the Durban way. |
Communication
discoveries |
| Spot
the difference. |
Police
brutality. |
The
ghost car |
| Wrong
ad? |
The
Hijackers Union. |
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| SA
sport through
the ages. |
Soccer
administration in South Africa. |
Sannie's
bakkie. |
| Mozambique
- Lion
warning. |
Crime
pays with the right "buddies"? |
Smiling
Sipho |
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The
SA Gover"munt" |
A
South
African love poem (rough) |
| Maybe
it fits better up there? |
Beerglasses
and cats |
Home
Affairs - is that you? |
| Taking
the "mickey" out of Afrikaans |
African
roulette |
Blue
Bulls fan in Durban. |
| Sipho |
The
Ventersdorp
IT Dictionary. |
Politically
Incorrect Commandments |
| Sweet
revenge |
Die
woord poeselig |
Taxi
wars |
| Indian
or Black? |
Signs
for criminals (courtesy of our government) |
BEE
at home. |
| And
you thought 10111 will make
the cops come? |
Funny
truths of life. |
Terrorists
in S. Africa. |
| Photi's
letter. |
Duties
of a wife. |
The
origin of the word "Aish". |
| What
if other companies made
condoms? |
Farmers
transport in 2014 and traffic police mentality. |
Fred
without the surname. |
| Whites
rule! |
Zimbabwe
& confusion over new names in S.A. |
Adam
& Eve, a
South African story. |
| Afrikaanse
sê-goed, guns and women & Fat Cat Zuma. |
Feel
like this about banks? |
Potholes
- SA style. |
| Sangoma
sicknote |
"Big"
sale in Cape Town. |
Watse
kar ry jy? (Deel 1) |
| Strange
names. |
Revised
National
Anthem. |
Watse
kar ry jy? (Deel 2) |
| Wat
is 'n pa - uit die mond van die suigeling. |
Kaapse
grap and the crocodile school story. |
Watse
kar ry jy? (Deel 3) |
| Nogga
Capey joke & Naas' dogs. |
The
stitcher and fitter. Mugabe and the Witchdoctor. |
TV
Pronunciation & Running Bear Moodley |
| How
good are your brakes? |
Is
sex work? Wally's week comic strip. |
Air
Zimbabwe & Nando's. |
| See
no evil. Take your chance. |
Signs
in South Africa. |
What's
"clearasil" supposed to do anyway! |
| Driving
rules for Gauteng. |
Sprokies
in skole & the blacks changing culture. |
Municipal
workers & Immigrants. |
| Before
cellphones and Die Boere oorlog. |
Togetherness
the taxi driver, in London. |
Nataniël
en die spinnekop. Affirmative job seeker. |
| Capey
joke & school sicknotes. |
Chuck-alaka
& the Zuma song. |
Affirmative
action job application. |
| Jou
sterre.
PG |
Class
& Klaas. The elephant story. |
Our
own Steve Hofmeyr. |
| Vrot
eiers, Engelse vertaling & Jabu. |
What
the cover
should say about Zim! |
"Dog
baaits" and "don't stop" signs. |
| If
bands had Afrikaans names. |
An
Afrikaner & Englishman talk about SA. |
Health
Minister & Knorrox? |
| Fakatuur
en die hond. |
Introduction
to South Africa - words we use. |
A
guide to TV pronunciation. |
| Tomb
Raider - Boksburg style. |
Driving
by yourself? Get
some company. |
Funny
signs. |
| South
African comic strips. |
ANC
on cannibalism & a Hummer for the SAP? |
Negotiating
with a robber & new armed response. |
| South
African Monopoly. |
Baptism
& new hotel. |
BBB
(BEE?) and the GREAT Black. |
| Boere
IT Dictionary & Boeremag. |
Boksburg
2-Pac & BMW license plate. |
What
your alcohol preference say about you! |
| Another
Proudly
South African list.. |
No
dumping sign & Application form. |
Afrikaanse
grappe. |
| Eishkom
& 2010 tourist package. |
Revenge
on the Aussies & Capey joke. |
Pampoen,
FNB & Gautrain. |
| 2010
Job Titles |
Moerse
special and Jobless man. |
Sharks
& more sharks. |
| Roadside
repairs? - Anyone? |
Cricket
World Cup aftermath. |
SARFU,
medication, baboon & Absa. |
| Municipality
complaint & Teazers? |
Super
14, SA Cellphone & winter is here. |
Misverstand,
Papsak & Weedbrix. |
| Internal
affairs & SARS making it easy. |
Soccer
interviews, Brakpan family & Ozzie Playboy. |
Zulu
and some more brandname rip-offs. |
| Souf
Efrikun iengliesh & 2007 in review (already). |
2010
Clip & the cow story. |
Children,
the Plumber & Weed. |
| Kraanvoël
& Donkey attack. |
Miertjie
moerig & driving in first gear. |
Why
coloureds can't be terrorists & video "Kameeltoon". |
| Signs
in South Africa 1 |
Signs
in South Africa 2 |
Signs
in South Africa 3 |
| Afrikaanse
grappe. |
Health
Minister, the baboon & a frog smile. |
Red
red wine |
| Why
did the chicken? New Zim note. |
Neelsie.
The Chainsaw. |
Pothole
(Luanda), farm inspection & Afrikaanse Taalgebruik. |
| Kort
Afrikaanse grappe. Rainbow Nation |
Men
love women in leather & potjiekos. |
Die
maande in 'n jaar (2007). |
| Fuel,
hell and bring & braai. |
Brakpan
girl and the Barber. |
Eskom
announcement & crime on 2010 |
| The
jokes Eskom hate. |
Eskom
astrology & Koeberg maintenance |
Crime
guide, Sipho & Letter of demand. |
| The
bull & a real man. |
More
Eskom jokes. |
Dentist,
productivity and direct translation. |
| Soek
Werk & why pubs are the safest place in SA. |
Are
we ready? Theft-proof your Golf. |
Rottweiler
named "Jesus", gamat in court & Mugabe lyric. |
| Some
SA
T-Shirts. |
Pick-up
lines, cake & billboard. |
S.A.
Musiekhelde |
| Pryse,
Dwergies & Taxi catch. |
Streetsigns
& Vodacom job application. |
Xenophobia,
electricity & Zim Royal Flush. |
| Philemon,
overload & bushveld carwash. |
Digital
editing, Zim crisis, Gatiep jokes. |
Typical
South African pictures |
| South
African taxi stories (PG)
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Interpretation
and the tri-nation Springboks. |
Mostly
Afrikaans jokes. |
| Gatiep,
Mugabe, Zuma & Mandela |
Luke
(puke?) Watson |
Malema
movie, anti-hijack, Durban beach and no Zim Dollars |
| Hospitaal
verslae & the new SA language. |
Christmas
greetings, Mugabe and being a Catholic. |
Afrikaanse
definisies, black Monopoly & phone call |
| Siphos
cow, the Pope and green power. |
Local
rugby rules |
A
Zulu Valentine & drinkers advice. |
| Africa
- into the wild. |
Mazda
tough, election poster & Obama (?) |
Fidel
Castro finished varsity before he was born? |
| Boer
Piet se ongeluk & government T-Shirt. |
Jannie
& Jufflou. Government job. |
Nandos
advert and government jobs (sooo nice) |
| Einstein
& new diving goggles. |
Adverts
from 1978 - believe it or not... |
Boksburg
chainsaw, doing nothing & braaipak. |
| Rugby
according to "Helium" de Villiers & some more signs. |
Family
outing, Police report & money for Mugabe |
We
drink & the East Rand |
| Who
broke down the walls of Jericho & Gumtree ad... |
"Asol"
& Castle |
Malema,
trust & ID Book name. |
| Bakkie
(new SA), SABC & alcohol signs. |
New
South
African braaipacks "en gebedjie". |
Steve
& Chuck. Fake camera trap. |
| Joost
& Amore. DA Youth & ANCYL Comparison. |
Voorkom
haai aanvalle, what
the flag colours mean. |
Helmets,
mad (African style) & do it now! |
| BMW
& sjabeen in a trunk. |
Logic,
Bafana Bafana & 'advies'. |
Tribal
differences & short S.A. jokes. |
| Zuma and his "libido"....
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Zuma
"does" the UK |
Houdkop,
Ras & liabilities. |
| Gummy
bears, Zim notes & traditional healer sicknote. |
Wrong
continent, not a Boer & Blue Bulls girls? |
Blue
Bull dedication? |
| Gatiep, instructions & cricket. |
Supermarket, bluetooth & carwash in Germiston. |
Rugby & soccer t-shirts that says it all. |
| Border patrol & new Zim banknote. |
Twitter shutdown, chicken strips, Google map & make-up tricks. |
Signs and more signs. |
New Absa bond now available
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Bryce Lawrence - the new champion for throwing games
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Revised ant & grasshopper story.
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